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[Parlae]

Zakładam temat, w którym możecie wrzucać jakieś bekowe wersy. Dla mnie królem w tym temacie jest 2 Chainz, więc zacznę od niego:

"and my dick so hard it makes the metal detector go off"

"and her pussy so clean i can go to church in it'"

"and Im getting head in the car while SHE drivin!"

[Kubinsky]

jak już mowa o 2 chainzie to:
"I am so high, nigga I can talk to rain"
i dwa wersy pózniej:
"My chain had another chain like it was pregnant"

wersy rozaya z ostatniego albumu, które z resztą wrzucałem w temacie o owej płycie:
"Diamonds on her neck (Neck), diamonds on her wrist (Wrist)
I put diamonds on her mouth 'cause it's diamonds on my dick"

no i jeszcze mój osobisty klasyk:
"got 10 bathrooms I could shit all day, nigga"-lil wayne

[recklezz]

"Now get off my dick
Dick's too short a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick" - Eminem

"I say what's next? What's next? What's N-X-E-T?" - Warren G



I w sumie każdy track od Lil B

[baqlashan]

Handshakes hugs
You want me outside, you wanna see me with pancakes and drugs

[wtt]

I just flood all on my hundreds with my rich ass
Bend over, I got a bitch I pay to wipe my ass
Caught a seizure, I'm the shit, this time I peed my pants

[TheD]

I'm the shit I'm fartin' - Kodak Black

[basic]

I have to go now because Cierpowicz wants to turn on Postojowe

[TheD]

Mighty Muhammad, son of Osama
Son of a bitch, one time for my momma

[TheD]

Sniffin' on her ass, I ain't nasty, I'm a dog - Tee Grizzley (The Smartest Intro)

[enimen]

Motherfucker could have played for the Dallas Mavericks,
But they found crack in my jacket

Riff Raff freestyle u Sway in the Morning, zawsze bawi

[Whtn]

I ball harder than Bill Gates (Windows!)
przed erą diho orangutana, tak głupie, że aż śmieszne wersy dostarczał mi pan Ballout

[TheD]

Usunięto

[KillerCroc]

Weed a different color like a hoodrat bra and panties

Bitch pussy smell like a penguin
Wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis

Klasyka dla mnie

[TheD]

Ooh, my car so retarded, the bitch just farted - Chief Keef - Grab A Star

[EVAW]

Lee scott w Cult Mountain - "Life is so hard"
"fuck conscious rap this is arrogant pimp shit
snatching your biscuit, after you dipped it"
śmieszne i zajebiste, ale Leezus ma mnóstwo takich linijek

[TheD]

Usunięto

[FruitOffTheWall]

powiem to w oczy kazdej falszywej kobiecie chlopaki ida siedziec wy dupczyc sie idziecie

[sebring]

I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me

ODB - Get Your Money

[romperstomper]

dobra siema przyszlem do tego waszego smiesznego tematu, pisze posta zanim przeczytalem te wasze bzdury ale dostarczam solidny konwent wiec zamknac pizdy B)

thugger:

im so geeked up I might fuck a condom

A B C im about to cum

hop inside da pussy like a trampolin, boing boing

im so so sorry my balls and my dick tastes like bacon

if cops pull up I put that crack in my crack
or I put that brack in my brack

chief keef

Pull up in that 'Rari, hallelujah
Then I hop up in my Beemer just to fool ya
Fool your bitch, I pull up in that fucking Hummer
Hummer H2 bitch, nah this ain't no scooter

call em mcdonalds cause they faking beef

future

found out I cheated on her she still feed me grapes

I aint got no manners for no sluts
imma put my thumb in her butt

I fucked her so good, had her nose runnin

fergie

I need obama daughter, yeah i really need her

wizzzair

tittyfuck yo babymama, she breastfeed your child while i do it

danny brown

bitch pussy smell like a penguin
wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis

And still fucking with them freak hoes
Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos

Rhymes that'll make the Pope wanna get his dick sucked
Have Virgin Mary doing lines in the pickup

Hold up, wait a minute
Your pussy ain't shit 'til you had some Danny in it

dababy

i love my niggas like im gay


ogólnie to w drugim temacie juz postuje ale macie https://www.instagram.com/geniuslyricswithoutcontext/

[Parlae]

She rode the broom on the beach, that's a sand witch
CyHi w Sin City. Tak głupie, że aż śmieszne