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[Sivestro]

O kurwa Za Najlepsze Akcje dobre

Standard Action Vacations in Vaterland xddd

[Burak]

Чому Теде сука?

[Technikolorysta]

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[2do5]

Two old geezers from Śródmieście went as usual to the corner with their beers
To chug a brew behind the shop, knock back a shot
While they drank and smoked, a stranger rolled up
Offered a bottle and invited them to his place
They sat in the living room at the table, downing booze
When the host grabbed one of them by the junk
He was a creep with a scheme
Luring drunks to his apartment with liquor
Hoping they’d give him a blowjob
This time, blood sprayed on the sweater
The geezers beat his queer tricks out of him with a stool
Blood and vodka flowed
They hacked off his head with a knife so the dogs couldn’t identify the body
It was a massacre - they couldn’t cut through the spine
Taking turns looting, drinking and carving the corpse
Suddenly, one came up with a brilliant idea
To toss him in the bathtub and douse him with something flammable
Another shot and they did it
They threw the body into the tub and set it ablaze
In a flash, the curtains, towels and half the wall caught fire
They were wasted, too out of it to comprehend
Neighbors smelled the stench and saw the smoke
Called the fire brigade and the cops (evil house)
The drunk geezers fled to the sound of sirens in a panic
Breaking their fall, jumping out the window onto the street

[niuhniuh]

Zapomniałem o tej zwrocie, piękna

[eddy_wata]

Two old geezers from Śródmieście went as usual to the corner with their beers
To chug a brew behind the shop, knock back a shot
While they drank and smoked, a stranger rolled up
Offered a bottle and invited them to his place
They sat in the living room at the table, downing booze
When the host grabbed one of them by the junk
He was a creep with a scheme
Luring drunks to his apartment with liquor
Hoping they’d give him a blowjob
This time, blood sprayed on the sweater
The geezers beat his queer tricks out of him with a stool
Blood and vodka flowed
They hacked off his head with a knife so the dogs couldn’t identify the body
It was a massacre - they couldn’t cut through the spine
Taking turns looting, drinking and carving the corpse
Suddenly, one came up with a brilliant idea
To toss him in the bathtub and douse him with something flammable
Another shot and they did it
They threw the body into the tub and set it ablaze
In a flash, the curtains, towels and half the wall caught fire
They were wasted, too out of it to comprehend
Neighbors smelled the stench and saw the smoke
Called the fire brigade and the cops (evil house)
The drunk geezers fled to the sound of sirens in a panic
Breaking their fall, jumping out the window onto the street

trzeba dać jeszcze ai zeby bardziej porymował z zachowaniem sensu

He earned a lot of money, she was happy
She had a good time with his money
She had no problem that he didn't pay taxes
She never complained that the money was from illegal sources
She had a ton of friends, she laughed with them
She would rush off to parties, cruising in her boyfriend's car
She bought everything with his cash, she accepted the gifts
I guess she didn't have it bad
The end of this story was not pleasant for the guy
Because she forgot about him when the cops busted him
He got a few years without a suspended sentence
And he no longer has a girlfriend who would come for visitations
There was more than one like her who lived off her boyfriend's cash
Later, when he fell, she left him
We all know your fucked-up ideas here
To make guys lose their minds, you fucking pigs (swine)
So all you whores who only want cash
You are only good for wiping the floor
Those without schooling and those after university
You know how to play dumb equally well
And since you take it in the mouth for cash
Fuck off to the red-light district, that's where whores of your class are
So all you pigs (swine) who only want cash
You are only good for wiping the floor
Maybe you'll go work in a brothel
I'll say this to every fake woman's face
Guys go to prison, you go to fuck around
Even though you were the most important thing in the world to them
Time to roll a joint, you think this is a joke?
You prefer three hundred for ecstasy and a party
So all you pigs (swine) who only want cash
You are only good for wiping the floor.
(Chorus)
Love doesn't always mean the same thing,
Watch out, homie, 'cause that bitch is just after your dough.
She never got the chance to learn what love means,
Verify secondarily, you might be sleeping with a bimbo.